I be saying I'm celibate...

So I'm letting dudes know, I'm celibate. Did you choke again? And yes, it means I'm once again dateless this weekend, but you know what? If they just want some then I don't want them. Unless they look like Idris Elba...


There is a man on ___.com that almost resembles Cocainedick. The height. The complexion. The... dare I say it, as much as I loathe the word...swagger! One one problem: I dunno WTF he look like.

Each of his profile pics shows him being his (possibly) fine self, with sunglasses. The ones with the mirror-like lenses. Those are the worst kind of lenses to me. It screams, "I can see you but you can't see me and most of my facial expression. I won't smile or frown. You're lost, bish." 

I asked when can I see pics sans the frames. he said I need to come see for myself. Yes, he's trying to de-celibitize me. They all are...

So, what's good on TV tonight?

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