OMG! My eyes are too bad for Lasik.

I didn't think there were such a thing as having eyesight so damn bad, that Lasik wouldn't work for me. Huh?
Then the Doc tries to "clean up" the news and say: "Well, you don't have glaucoma."

Huh???

Speaking of, I heard that Marijuana is good for glaucoma  . Might as well be proactive and-what-not, right?